December 2011
November 2011
Fuck yeah, feminists!: 10 things the iPhone Siri... →
Ask the Siri, the new iPhone 4 assistant, where to get an abortion, and, if you happen to be in Washington, D.C., she won’t direct you to the Planned Parenthood on 16th St, NW. Instead, she’ll suggest you pay a visit to the 1st Choice Women’s Health Center, an anti-abortion Crisis…
10 things you should know about International... →
1. One in three women die or are seriously injured as a result of gender-based violence. Violence against women results in more deaths among women ages 15 to 44 than the total number of women who die because of war, malaria, and cancer.
2. An estimated four million women and girls are bought and sold worldwide each year, either into marriage, prostitution or slavery.
3. One out of every six...
Stupid things I've heard at work today
“hell is real”
“there is no such thing as global warming”
“carbon dioxide is friendly”
“Barack Obama is a socialist traitor Muslim who doesn’t even have a birth certificate”
“Jesus loves you”
NO SLEEP: dickhealth: Please bring relief to my... →
dickhealth:
Please bring relief to my miserable joke of a life. My dick, the only one I have, is vivid red with green and white detailing and smells of fresh snow and pine needles. My bible study group has taken to calling me “Christmas Dick”, a very hurtful name. Is there any way to…
endofunctor:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
